Halloween Shenanigans

Once upon a time there was a husband and wife who had way too much time on their hands, and a $1.69 face-painting kit. They decided to paint each others faces and begin their own fairy tale story. The wife became a feared, merciless pirate who plundered the seven seas with her ferocious, rabid rabbit from hell. Together they sailed the ocean in search of lost treasure. On their way they defeated many other pirates including Jack Sparrow (with one hand tied behind their backs). They slaughtered the Kraken and roasted him for dinner (wouldn't recommend, not very tasty). And they managed to sink Davy Jones' already underwater ship. They did it all, except for finding the treasure. After many years of searching they realized that the treasure was not actually buried gold, but the true treasure had been there all along, it was the love they shared for each other...And they sailed off into the sunset together in eternal bliss. El fin.

Arrr! You do not wanna mess with this.

Rabbit in the headlights

The rabbit showing just how rabid he can be